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Leaked: Walz's Many Ridiculous Lies Are Campaign's Attempt to Appeal to Former Biden Voters

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Washington, DC -- It has been no secret that the Harris-Walz Presidential campaign has hit a bit of a rough spot lately.  With only a few weeks left for voters to make their decision, Kamala Harris has been steadily losing support, according to polls.

While this has been happening, Tim Walz has been making provable and often ridiculous lies while making speeches.  An unnamed source in the campaign has stated this is no accident.

The source stated "We're trying to appeal to the average Biden voter - the ones we used to rely on to just vote for whoever we told them to.  The ones that like being lied to by their representatives and just clapped like trained seals."

"We haven't gotten to epic levels of blatant falsehoods yet, like 'My Uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII' or ‘I used to drive an 18-wheeler’ but give him some time, ok?  Joe was an absolute master of making things up and passing them off as truth.  Tim has to work up to that level."

Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 10/2/2024, 12:21 pm — Replies 3 — Views 148



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