Comrades, this is something nobody ever famous has ever contemplated.
However, it’s an idea that should be explored and funded by The Workers™ to discover what the real truth is. Government grants are pending.
Initial findings indicate that vegans are not scared of anything, because they’re so well protected, and, therefore, have no elevated levels of adrenalin in their system, making them rather bland. There have been no clinical trials to support this theory.
Cows, on the other hand, are scared of almost everything. Thus: elevated adrenalin. That’s why they taste so good.
However, it’s an idea that should be explored and funded by The Workers™ to discover what the real truth is. Government grants are pending.
Initial findings indicate that vegans are not scared of anything, because they’re so well protected, and, therefore, have no elevated levels of adrenalin in their system, making them rather bland. There have been no clinical trials to support this theory.
Cows, on the other hand, are scared of almost everything. Thus: elevated adrenalin. That’s why they taste so good.
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