Time Magazine Person, Place or Thing of the Year 2024
That time of the year once again. Your predictions are welcome (and may be selected for illustration if outstanding enough), but while time is infinite, Time is limited, so get your entry in before...
View ArticleAustralia To Invest In New Green Submarine Technology
Canberra:Australia's Minister for Climate Change and Energy, Chris Bowen, made a statement at the COP24 (UNFCCC) gathering, recently, that Australia doesn't need to invest in nuclear domestic energy...
View ArticleRussia invades Alaska: UN, Allies urge restraint
For months, Russian president Vladimir Putin and his foreign secretary, Sergey Lavrov, have strenuously denied any intentions of conducting offensive military operations in Alaska. Nevertheless,...
View ArticlePutting a Face on the Fight - Russians Are Fighting Lions
General Ben Hodges pointed out the contrast between the Russian civilians in Kursk who met Ukrainian invaders with apathy and the Ukrainian civilians who poured out to protest against the Russian...
View ArticleWho’s Crying Now
Enjoy, comrades.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 11/27/2024, 9:41 am — Replies 1 — Views 320
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving, Comrades!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 11/28/2024, 8:07 am — Replies 0 — Views 5
View ArticleA brief explanation of the pardon of Hunter
Many people are wondering if there is precedent for such a blanket pardon as I’ve granted Hunter.ROBERT HUNTER BIDEN A Full and Unconditional Pardon For those offenses against the United States which...
View ArticleThe Crucial Communism Teaching Act MUST BE STOPPED
Comrades, this bill just passed the house - we must pull out all our dirty tricks to make sure it doesn't get passed into law.The Glorious World of Next Tuesday suddenly seems farther away than...
View ArticleSanta Claus - It's Worse Than You Think
The evidence is overwhelming. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/7/2024, 6:28 pm — Replies 1 — Views 224
View ArticleRussia Grants Asylum to Failed Syrian Dictator
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/9/2024, 8:15 am — Replies 0 — Views 23
View ArticleRussia Grants Asylum to Homeless Syrian Migrant
In a clear exception to Russia's prevailing immigration policy, President-for-the Forseeable-Future Vlad Putin has granted asylum to a homeless Arab migrant with no future potential and no worthwhile...
View ArticleHappy Friday the 13th!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/13/2024, 12:03 pm — Replies 2 — Views 1874
View ArticleGIVE ME SOMETHING by Oleg & Conrad
iframe • Music and Lyrics: Oleg Atbashian and Conrad Peterson • Instruments played by AI • Video by Oleg Atbashian • Graphics by Oleg and AI GIVE ME SOMETHINGIs it my imagination, or am I still...
View ArticleBiden's "Special Indian Knowledge"
Comrades, the Great White Father in Washington, D.C., Joe "Shitting Bull" Biden, has ordered the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)—known mostly for weather forecasting—to apply...
View ArticleHow the West Provokes Russia
We have been, but not in the way many people think. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/16/2024, 8:42 pm — Replies 0 — Views 172
View ArticleAustralian Climate Crisis
Media statement from the Australian Bureau of Meteorology (ABOM)Excessive Heat Warning!This summer, we're going to see the hottest temperatures we've seen since last summer. The above temperature map...
View ArticleStop Me When You’ve Heard This Before
This comrade reminds the jackalope of Chinese Night Market copyright infringed product salesman. “Because our government is severely co-opted and corrupt is the reason for the Executive Order to...
View ArticleReEducated Facts of Oppression
The jackalope will take a corner slice of Texazistan beet sheet cake. Make it one of corners with a big Red Square of frosting, please.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024, 9:33 am —...
View ArticleEspionage Memorandum
Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024,...
View ArticleWorm Needs More Turning
Comrades, do not ingest this worm until he’s had a few more turns on the TPC rotisserie spit.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/20/2024, 11:30 am — Replies 0 — Views 5
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