Bring In Manipulation Clowns
Comrades, MSDNC brings in a Vindman to introduce manipulation into The Collective’s thought process. A Vindman is a top rated clown spin machine on the Russian Hoax circuit board. Guaranteed to whirl...
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Oops! Forgot It Was Pride Month
Comrades, I forgot it was "Pride" Month, but news of Sesame Street celebrating "pride" reminded me.Happy Pride Month for those to whom the shoe—or whatever else they slam up there—fits.Statistics:...
View ArticleGrilling in Texazistan
All comrades know grills and Texazistan are the stuff of myths and legends. It’s ALL true!Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 6/6/2025, 12:20 pm — Replies 0 — Views 35
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Victory through detonation: Russian bombers self-dismantled to confuse NATO
MOSCOW—Following Ukraine’s drone attack that rendered dozens of Russian strategic bombers into what experts are calling “shrapnel with delusions of grandeur,” the Kremlin unveiled what Defense...
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Trump vs. Musk: Sandbox Apocalypse
What began as rowdy but good-natured toy-sharing in the national sandbox quickly devolved into chaos as Donald Trump and Elon Musk - two alpha disruptors known for reshaping industries, reimagining...
View ArticleMeet The Decolonizedspeak Karenthians
Second Karenthian Proclamation—Get your speech decolonized, NOW!, comrades. What’s in that picnic basket if not Momma’s cold fried chicken, comrades? Second Karenthians are fed up with that kind of...
View ArticleVictory Through State immolation: California Detonated To Stop Trump
This is the way to claim victory to spite Trumphitler’s authoritarian regime demanding a stop in California’s descent into lawlessness. California will be lawless, no matter the cost. Governor Newscum...
View ArticleState of Rebellion
The State of California is literally in state of rebellion against the lawful authority of the United States government and should be considered to be in a state of rebellion as per the Constitution....
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LA Riot Flags Show Strong Support for Deportation to Mexico
Los Angeles, CA -- As ICE agents prepared to gather up and deport thousands of illegal immigrants, supporters took to the street to show their support by proudly waving Mexican flags and denigrating...
View ArticleDavid Huerta and Che are GAY!
Comrades!This may be the gayest thing since Che begged captors not to shoot him when captured. Trumputler did not exit the slammer crying like a baby into Melania’s arms, like this commiecat.SEIU is...
View ArticleRussia's Perpetual Sense of Manifest Destiny
Bald Max, like most Ukrainians, speaks Russian. He has a series of revealing online interviews with Russians. This interview portrays what most Russians believe about Russia's rightful place in the...
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National Guard Troops May Have Slept on Floor!
Here's Ryan McBeth explaining why America should be outraged at military personnel not sleeping in five star hotels: iframe In real life and many years ago, my Guard unit was called up when the Klan...
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If “Old Yeller” Took Place in California
How could anyone deport—I mean, euthanize—this innocent, peaceful California dog? If Old Yeller were to take place in contemporary California: 1. The Coates family would forgive Old Yeller's rabies...
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June 15 is Elder Abuse Awareness Day, Biden Foundation Urges Vigilance to...
June 15 marks an important day on the calendar: Elder Abuse Awareness Day. It is a day for communities to unite in bringing attention to the challenges faced by elder Americans and our collective...
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PSA from Biden Foundation: June 15 is Elder Abuse Awareness Day
June 15 marks an important day on the calendar: Elder Abuse Awareness Day. It is a day for communities to unite in bringing attention to the challenges faced by elder Americans and our collective...
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Poor Them™ Magazine #1 - Katy Perry
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 6/12/2025, 10:21 am — Replies 2 — Views 197
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Literally Hitler Syndrome and the Deployment of the National Guard
I want to make a point or two regarding the deployment of the National Guard. I was in the Guard in Florida and in Georgia from 1987 to 1993 (late Reagan to early Clinton), and we routinely trained...
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When Is Salami Toast?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVStatistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 6/13/2025, 9:51 am — Replies 1 — Views 136
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Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day to all the champion equal sires of the Kollecktive!Comrade Red Square encourages fathers to tell Dad Jokes today but didn't say where, so here are a few...Statistics: Posted by...
View ArticleOrca Detained And Questioned About Salmon Assassination Plot
Comrades! While the USSA reels after news of a political assassin at work in Minnesota, another killer assignation plot is discovered in The Water! Mrs. Orca was detained by law enforcement officers...
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